October 14, 2009

5, 6, Switch

Do you ever feel like you’re going crazy and there’s nothing you can do but watch it happen?

My mind won’t let me stop.

I wonder when my breaking point will be. I am scared.

I just want to know what happened to Me. Why did this happen?

It wasn’t supposed to be this way.

September 16, 2009

Because I Don’t Feel Like It.

Isn’t it weird that you’re always starving when there’s something else taking up your time or that you’re supposed to do? No? I’m the only one?

K fine.

I’m hungry.

And have I to get laundry.

I don’t wanna.

Where’s food.

Damn it.

August 12, 2009

Navy Busday

…you must read this in a Vietnamese/Cambodian accent (it’s okay, Navy is Asian).

Happy Birthday Navy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 p.s. www.dtourphotography.com

July 29, 2009

Not a game…

…we talkin’ bout practice. By DJ Steve Porter & Allan Iverson

We just sittin’ here, Iz supposed to be franchize player n we in here talkin’ bout practice.

How the hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

Not a game, not a game, not a game…we talkin’ bout practice.

How the hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

Anybody tell you that I miss practice, I might’ve missed one practice this year, not a game…that I go out there, that I die for, n play every game like it’s my last.

How the hell can I make my teammates better by practice?

Man, I mean how silly is that, when we talkin’ bout practice? I know I supposed to be there, I know supposed to lead by example…I know that. And I’m not shoving it aside, you know like it don’t mean anything. I know it’s important, I honestly do, but we talkin’ bout practice man… What are we talkin’ bout?

Playoffs?! Playoffs?! PLAYOFFS?!

Practice? We talkin’ bout practice.

July 26, 2009

We are Canadian.

Nothing says Canada, Summer, and weekend like going to a cottage in Muskoka.

Bacon+Maple syrup+BBQ+boating&tubing+drinking+Mosquitos= cottaging a la Torontonians

July 19, 2009

MJ is a freakin genius.

Sitting here watching Remember the Time: Michael Jackson special. Love it!

He’s a freakin genius.

July 16, 2009

I believe infomercials.

I am crazy…right?  I completely believe informercials. Grating cheese is hard and annoying,  why would I not want a Graty (cheese grater c/o slapchop.com).  And yes, the one thing missing from my life is a cloth that absorbs everything and will last 10 years, or putty that turns into cement. Double my order? For free?! When do you EVER have that option!

Laugh all you want, but how could these not benefit my life in some way??

July 16, 2009

Dear Internet

Dear Internet,

I enjoy writing to you.  All you are able to do is take anything I write and absorb it.  You don’t judge.  You probably don’t even read it.  But you store it to your memory and pass it along to others. 

It’s funny that we write to you;  the Internet.

Sincerely,
Lauren

July 15, 2009

Small world…

I am one of those kids who attended 8+ public schools before highschool. Some of those being in a different city.

Imagine encountering one of those classmates 10+ years later through the wonderment of Facebook. Today you look at your newsfeed and you see their wedding photos.

Would you ever believe that would happen?!

Small world.
Weird world.
Run by Facebook.

July 8, 2009

Fashion Magazine Fall 09 Trend Event

So as part of my job, sometimes I get to partake in a few perks… Hello fashionistas!!

Today we learned that a recession means squat in fashion… In fact, you will end up draping yourself in more fabrics, leathers, furs and jewels than ever before. Watch for biker chicks, space age and bright popping colours this Fall!

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